If you Give a Mom a Muffin
If you give a mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
Her three year-old will come and spill the coffee.
Mom will wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry into the washer, she'll trip over shoes and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper.
She will get out a pound of hamburger meat.
She'll look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse, which is being dumped out by her two year-old.
Then she'll smell something funny. She'll change the two year-old.
While she is changing the two year-old, the phone will ring.
Her three year-old will answer and hang up.
She'll remember she was supposed to phone a friend to come over for coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some more.
And chances are,
if she has a cup of coffee,
her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
The whole thing was really cute and fun. Blakely has been going on and on about her new friends, so I was really happy to have finally met some of them! I only got a few pictures.
Super blurry, but thats what you get with an iphone and crazy kids!
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